"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
— (via fuckinq)

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

Johnny Depp on the Ellen show

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

mishasminions:

IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY

"Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five."
— Benjamin Franklin